“Ordered chicken nuggets from McD’s. Received a box full of pickles.”

“Someone on the ferry forgot to put handbrake on.”

“I bought a bunch of American Banknotes on eBay for my collection that came in a cheap envelope, I ripped it like any other mail only for this to happen!”

“Power tools and beards don’t mix.”

“So I dropped a bag of frozen fruits & now my floor looks like a crime scene.”

“When you get this… instead of your luggage.”

“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”

“Asked for no pickles… given a pickles-only sandwich. .”

“PSA. Be sure to check the lid of your hot sauce is firmly fastened BEFORE giving it a vigorous shake.”

“The first day I park on the street… They stole a shitty snow brush and a first aid kit.”

“The drain started overflowing with liquid poop at my track meet.”

“50 pounds of marbles formerly in a 5-gallon glass water jug.”

“What kind of genius uses a white extension cord to plug in their truck over night!? Oh wait. It was me.”

“My friend accidentally dropped my cupcake order onto the floor :(“

“All that was left of my lovely bike…”

“Dropped a small perfume.”

“I absentmindedly pulled at a thread in my “pants” during lecture, only to remember I was actually wearing nylons.”

“My sister’s bulldog took a shit in both her boots.”

“Wall gave way at Morton Salt Co. in Chicago.”

“After years of saving, I finally bought my first house. The key snapped in the door and locked me out.”

“Forgetting to roll up the window all the way.”

“Came home to this today.”